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[WP] You find evidence of a secret alien invasion that’s been going on a while. However, unlike They Live they seem to be intent on making the world a better place. Even “uninfluenced” sources reluctantly admit that they can’t find signs of ill intent. You want to help but you desire free will too.
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[WP] You are Krampus and the elves have told you that the fat man has gone missing. Before you could blink you were quickly made up to look like him and sent off in the sleigh. And now you’re in the awkward position of having to ‘play nice’ this Christmas.
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[WP] You’ve just discovered that the nation’s leader has been replaced by an alien duplicate. You’d have exposed the secret to the world if it weren’t for the fact that they’re running the country so much better than the real one.
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[WP]You always wondered why your grandmother was so happy despite living alone and rarely having visitors. Then you found out why. Turns out that your grandparents never included “ till death do we part” in their vows.
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[WP] It’s early 2024 and you’ve been tasked by a questionable indie film studio to write a plot summary for a copyright-dodging horror film based on a certain mouse. This is what you give them.
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[EU] He stood frozen in fear at the horrifying sight before him. His worst nightmare, the thing he had spent his entire life trying to avoid, had finally come to pass. The tall robed figure’s glowing blue eyes stabbed into what was left of his soul. “THOMAS MARVOLO RIDDLE. AT LAST WE MEET.”
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[WP] One week ago you found a long-lost piece of royal jewelry that was supposed to glow in the presence of the true king. As a laugh you put it on. It glowed. And now the so-called “king” is out for your head.
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[WP] It’s been revealed that you’ve been chosen as Death’s successor. He reveals that periodically Death is replaced to prevent burnout. All the articles you’ve read regarding freak accidents and miracle survival were, in fact, a telltale sign of a Death approaching burnout.
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