/u/HonestAbe1809's posts
[WP] Turns out apotheosis is a lot easier than you thought. Since then you’ve become the head of a screwball pantheon of misfit deities by the simple expedient of being around the longest.
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[WP] You found out, to your horror, that anAnn antique lamp you found contained a genie. You’ve seen the Wishmaster films too many times to be pleased about it. Though you soon discovered that stories of malevolent Djinn were made up by people angry because their poorly-worded wishes backfired.
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[WP] Its 2035 and you’re a judge at one of the most important murder trials of your career. There was footage of the criminal fleeing the scene. But there’s also footage of him eating at a restaurant. You realize with horror that one of the videos has been deepfaked. But you don’t know which one.
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[WP] You participated in the clinical trials of the experimental drug knowing that there’d be side effects. Waking up sharing your headspace with another personality wasn’t one you expected.
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[WP] You and your party recently defeated the evil overlord and saved the devastated kingdom! Now you have to go through the nitty-gritty of rebuilding the kingdom to better defend against the next overlord. You never knew that heroism came with so much paperwork.
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[WP] You suddenly found yourself in a strange twisted and upside-down version of the city you’re visiting. And there are monsters. You see a light, which you hope is the exit, shining above you on what was the street. Now you need to climb up dozens of floors while fighting monsters.
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[WP] Magic is real. People now evoke the power of historical figures in spells to use certain powers. You use the healing spell and you are enveloped in a beautiful warm golden light. You hear a disembodied voice in your ear. The voice says “won’t you be my neighbor?”
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[WP] You filled out a job application for a mysterious yet promising job opportunity weeks ago. Today you found out you were accepted. The job? Godhood. Turns out they wanted a young go-getter to fill a vacancy in the pantheon.
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[WP] Mankind has made contact with an extraterrestrial race only to find out that they are human. They’re descended from a long-forgotten ancient civilization that fled the planet long ago. They are amused by us calling them “Atlanteans”. They are less amused about how we treat the Earth.
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