/u/Hrtzy's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] With all the illegitimate sons of his running around, Zeus must also have had plenty of half-human daughters.

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[WP] First rule of magical law enforcement: an evil wizard is not dead unless you personally witnessed the Grim Reaper stuffing them into the handbasket.

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[WP] Wizards, the Fair Folk, the Lizard People, Men In Black etc. each runs a separate mind-wiping conspiracy to conceal their existence. A number of these have just had their secrets exposed in a single incident.

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[WP] You have been whisked into a world of swords and sorcery to help the inhabitants depose an evil overlord. AGAIN.

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[WP] "Thoog not stupid. Thoog just omits be-verb and avoids personal pronouns. It cultural thing."

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[EU] You are the contractor responsible for modernizing the plumbing at Hogwarts

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[WP] "You were trained to follow orders!" "Actually, no, they just shoved a spear my way and told me the blunt end is a limited-time offer."

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[WP] "You see, the problem with trying to find the Spear of Destiny is that the Romans were, at least in this instance, rather good at recycling"

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[WP] "I wish for your freedom" "That's usually wish number three" "Well, by all accounts, freeing an imprisoned djinni will lead to interesting times, and that's really all I'm looking for right now"

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[WP] The hard part about being a mafia don is how difficult it is to have an ordinary conversation without accidentally having someone offed.

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[WP] With all the illegitimate sons of his running around, Zeus must also have had plenty of half-human daughters.	47
[WP] First rule of magical law enforcement: an evil wizard is not dead unless you personally witnessed the Grim Reaper stuffing them into the handbasket.	45
[WP] Wizards, the Fair Folk, the Lizard People, Men In Black etc. each runs a separate mind-wiping conspiracy to conceal their existence. A number of these have just had their secrets exposed in a single incident.	43
[WP] You have been whisked into a world of swords and sorcery to help the inhabitants depose an evil overlord. AGAIN.	38
[WP] "Thoog not stupid. Thoog just omits be-verb and avoids personal pronouns. It cultural thing."	32
[EU] You are the contractor responsible for modernizing the plumbing at Hogwarts	28
[WP] "You were trained to follow orders!" "Actually, no, they just shoved a spear my way and told me the blunt end is a limited-time offer."	28
[WP] "You see, the problem with trying to find the Spear of Destiny is that the Romans were, at least in this instance, rather good at recycling"	28
[WP] "I wish for your freedom" "That's usually wish number three" "Well, by all accounts, freeing an imprisoned djinni will lead to interesting times, and that's really all I'm looking for right now"	27
[WP] The hard part about being a mafia don is how difficult it is to have an ordinary conversation without accidentally having someone offed.	27