/u/Hrtzy's posts
[EU] From a wookiee's perspective, Chewbacca is the handsome rogue and Han is the dumb sidekick communicating in animal noises.
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[WP] The ancient Greek gods have returned. One of their deeds that captures particular attention is Hades suing Walt Disney Pictures for defamation of character.
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[EU] "We have always been a peace-loving kingdom, but 65 instances of kidnapping the heir apparent is where we draw the line. As of today, the Mushroom Kingdom is at war with the Koopa Kingdom."
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[EU] Not every 00-agent gets to lead a life of beautiful cars and fast women. Tell the story of an agent assigned one of the unglamorous 00 numbers.
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[WP] Making a bet with a devil was probably a dumb idea, especially when he was offering 20:1 returns. Whatever the case, you now have 21 souls.
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[WP] The problem of being a genuine psychic is that most clients don't really want to hear what their future holds, or sometimes even what their departed loved ones have to say to them.
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[WP] Through diligent meditation, you have acquired the Zen master's ability to beat enlightenment into a person with a bamboo rod.
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[WP] The person inscribing a curse for grave robbers suffered a typo. The warning on the tomb now says "Iff you open this tomb, you will die"
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