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[WP] If the unworthy suitor completes the three impossible tasks, he gets to marry the princess. The princess still doesn't get a say.
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[WP] "You signed up for a gladiatorial bout against a babe in arms. Just what sort of an opponent were you expecting?"
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[WP] "I'm here because your daughter has just given birth to your first grandchild. Therefore, it is my duty to teach you to suck eggs."
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[WP] "Ma'am, I'm afraid your child does not have a developmental disorder, but that they are in fact a changeling"
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[WP] Your family has always prided themselves in being the most hospitable counts in Transylvania, although your ancestors' journals do speak of some perplexingly inhospitable guests.
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