/u/Hrtzy's posts
[WP] The trouble of being a vampire count is that every now and then you take a stake through the heart and sleep through a century before someone spills blood on your dust to resurrect you
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[WP] "They used to say there are two certain things in this world. Well, it's none of my business how you run your department, Mr. Reaper, but what is my business is that these people are delinquent in paying their Lich Tax"
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[WP] It was supposed to be a normal weekend caving trip, but somehow you found yourself outside Plato's cave
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[EU] "I don't believe we have been introduced. My name is Peter Pevensie. This is my brother Edmund, and these are my sisters Susan and Lucy." "Pleased to make your acquaintance, ladies and gentlemen. My name is John Carter."
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[EU] "You have the requisite two kills on your record, and it's about time we got our first female operative. You'll receive a full briefing on your cover identity later today, but right now, allow me to welcome you to the 00 program... Ms. Bond"
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[WP] Your misadventures in search of company that shares your herbal proclivities culminated in your joining the Hashishin
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