/u/Hrtzy's posts
[WP] You are the world's worst psychic, with a consistent record of getting 100% of your predictions wrong
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[WP] It is common for the child of a superhero to take on their parent's mantle on the parent's death. Your problem is that both your parents were superheroes, and going through your late adoptive parents' effects has revealed that they were superheroes too.
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[WP] When the unworthy suitor completes the three impossible challenges, he gets to marry the princess and becomes the heir to the throne. The writer of that law failed to anticipate the possibility of twin daughters and neglected to consider the possibility of an older brother.
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[WP] The person inscribing curses for grave robbers committed several typos, used ambiguous grammar and had atrocious handwriting to boot
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[WP] It is well known that Hell is big on ironic punishments. You are in charge of the Special Hell for child molesters and those who speak in the theater.
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[WP] It's the act of paying the terrible price that powers a fortune-altering spell. You're starting to regret sleeping through the class in wizard school where they taught what you're supposed to do with your customers' firstborn children.
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[WP] You have stolen the most precious artifacts of dozens of worlds; magic swords of all shapes and sizes, enchanted crown jewels, the very fulcrums of the universe's balance, and most recently a kilogram of platinum-iridium alloy from planet Earth
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[EU] Donald Duck. The duck with experience and at least a suspended professional qualification in every field up to and including "secret agent" and "masked vigilante"
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[WP] You used to think cryogenic imprisonment was not much of a punishment, until you got thawed out
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