/u/Hrtzy's posts
[WP] Satan and Santa are actually on very good terms and neither minds forwarding the other's mis-addressed mail
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[WP] "When she stepped into my office, the first thing I noticed wad that she had legs enough for two people. That's because she was a centaur."
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[WP] When one of the greats of their age dies, it is customary to hold a contest in the afterlife to see who's really the greatest ever
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[EU] After the parlor scene, the killer refuses to confess. Instead, this murderer, he has the gall to sue Hercule Poirot for slander!
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[WP] "I fell down some stairs. That's because I tripped over a bucketful of bullets. And there was a crate full of knives at the bottom of those stairs."
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[WP] "Every man gets existential when he reaches the age his father died at. It just happens that mine died at sixteen."
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[EU] When Anakin started worrying about reconciling married life and Jedi life, he went to Ki-Adi-Mundi for advice instead of Yoda.
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[WP] You are an adventurer archeologist, except you specialize in the remarkably well-aged death traps your colleagues just trample in their search for ancient bling.
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