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When we finally found food after starving for several days, it only seemed right to let my son have the first bite.

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"I'm sorry Williams," Santa said with a shake of the head, "but your toys just aren't meeting production standards, so I'm transferring you to the coal department."

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"Y-you said if I killed him I could eat," I sobbed to my kidnapper as I knelt beside the still-warm body of my fellow prisoner.

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Posing as instructed, I stood perfectly still as I waited for the sculptor to begin her work.

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"I'm here about the hives on my stomach," the woman told her doctor.

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"You don't know what you've done," the dying cultist gasped as I stood over him.

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"The beast only strikes during a full moon, so we should be safe tonight," the old man said as he looked up at the crescent in the sky.

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My great-grandfather passed away just shy of his 100th birthday, and I received gold for my inheritance.

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"Come on in," read the flowery script on the worn welcome mat.

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Despite his immense skills on the guitar and decades in the music scene, Johnny never achieved mainstream success.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When we finally found food after starving for several days, it only seemed right to let my son have the first bite.	12508
"I'm sorry Williams," Santa said with a shake of the head, "but your toys just aren't meeting production standards, so I'm transferring you to the coal department."	2989
"Y-you said if I killed him I could eat," I sobbed to my kidnapper as I knelt beside the still-warm body of my fellow prisoner.	2455
Posing as instructed, I stood perfectly still as I waited for the sculptor to begin her work.	475
"I'm here about the hives on my stomach," the woman told her doctor.	452
"You don't know what you've done," the dying cultist gasped as I stood over him.	409
"The beast only strikes during a full moon, so we should be safe tonight," the old man said as he looked up at the crescent in the sky.	241
My great-grandfather passed away just shy of his 100th birthday, and I received gold for my inheritance.	194
"Come on in," read the flowery script on the worn welcome mat.	158
Despite his immense skills on the guitar and decades in the music scene, Johnny never achieved mainstream success.	158