/u/Huhthisisneathuh's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] Thinking of becoming a demon? Side effects may include but are not limited too dizziness, vomiting, speaking in tongues, murderous rage, the growing of various bodily protrusions, and the inability to comprehend potatoes.
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[WP] Turns out in the context of magic, a mop can be considered a staff as well. Now being a janitor also entails cleaning up the messy rituals of the 5th dimension, and duels between the students and faculty.
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[WP] The Gods treat mortals like collectible playing cards. As a newly ascended, it’s time to build your deck!
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[WP] Everyone knows that the highest level member of a class like <Warrior> or <Innkeeper> can create and assign skills to certain levels. Your plant just leveled up, and you’re terrified of what skill it’ll make.
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[WP] Free dental, health insurance, several weeks off guaranteed a year, magical abilities, a 666k and more!? You’re suddenly regretting your angelic internship.
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[WP] An Alchemist and a Chemist try to explain to a common peasant the difference between their professions.
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[WP] You’re entire grade went on a field trip right before the apocalypse. Now hundreds of ill-prepared teenagers are the only thing holding back the tide of the eldritch from sweeping the rest of the world.
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