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Dear autocorrect, I need to say something.

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"The gentleman is not recognized.'

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They said they were going to show me, "basically the greatest movie of all time."

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Her: "Don't, he's too young for the foul language and violence!"

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The ironic consequences if hoarding.

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The United States government is fully functioning and effective.

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And in other news, some dude who plays civilization alot has been voted in as new president in 2020 in a breath-taking landslide.

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Nah man, I can't say the face tattoo will prevent you getting a job.

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I'm okay with segregation.

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If you fail, just remember success can be your downfall.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dear autocorrect, I need to say something.	136
"The gentleman is not recognized.'	135
They said they were going to show me, "basically the greatest movie of all time."	134
Her: "Don't, he's too young for the foul language and violence!"	123
The ironic consequences if hoarding.	121
The United States government is fully functioning and effective.	121
And in other news, some dude who plays civilization alot has been voted in as new president in 2020 in a breath-taking landslide.	118
Nah man, I can't say the face tattoo will prevent you getting a job.	116
I'm okay with segregation.	116
If you fail, just remember success can be your downfall.	115