/u/HybridEclipse-89's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]The United Worlds of the Milky-way Galaxy has chosen you to be the delegate of Earth. Please explain why we should let you assimilate with us, or face total annihilation.
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[WP]”Grovel at my feet filthy humans. I have finally escaped the prison you sentenced me to. Now then, how should I enact my vengeance?” “Uhh this is a Wendy’s.”
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[WP]”Can I have some food?” the beggar asked sheepishly. John hands the man food. The beggar suddenly reaches and tightens his grip on John’s hand. “Beware, for they have returned, bearing alluring gifts that lead shall lead all to destruction.”
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[WP]Left with nothing after marrying and divorcing you for money, she goes and hooks up with your brother. Now desire for revenge flows throughout your being. You look online and find a mysterious forum that claims to be a guide for demon summoning.
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[WP] The Galactic Federation of Raccoons have deemed Earth to be their territory. As such you are now a citizen under his majesty, the King.
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[WP]I don’t have a lot of time, but I need to get this message out. They’re hunting me. There’s another world beyond th-
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[WP]Are you balding? Are you struggling to find a mate? Well look no further. At Arcturon, we produce the best anti balding cream in the galaxy. Just apply it once on your human head, and worry no more. Intergalactic shipping may apply. Side effects may very.
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[WP]I wake up in this dark space, and it almost feels as though I’m floating. Then the space gets smaller and smaller, turning into a white room. In that room, I find myself walking through the door that appeared from no where. A man stands at the center with an empty name tag.
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[WP]Looking for mercenaries who have experience on rocky based planets. Duties-Fight our holy war for us. Will not pay well.
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[WP]In the midst of battle for the reclamation of your homeland. You get shot with an arrow and bleed out only to find yourself in hell. A being at least 12 feet tall presides over you. “a warrior i wonder how long he’ll last” Suddenly you find yourself thrown into a gladiator pit armed with a sword
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