| I Opened My Sister's Photoshop Files | 2759 | nosleep | | | | |
| I used to date a cross-eyed girl. | 461 | TwoSentenceComedy | | | | |
| I thought taking the shell off of my racing snail would make it faster. | 417 | TwoSentenceComedy | | | | |
| "You see, Billy, this is why we need to stay inside." | 379 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| I would always think to myself, "If only I was taller, if only I was more handsome, if only I was stronger." | 339 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| Dad told me Mommy had Parkinson’s Disease, because she was always twitching, and I believed him. | 177 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| I Found a Phone on a Train. I Should Have Left it Alone. | 133 | nosleep | | | | |
| I always forget what that kid's name is. | 132 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| I've always read the newspaper obituaries. | 75 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| I'm A Piano Teacher. I'm Worried About One of my Students. (Part 1) | 62 | nosleep | | | | |
