/u/IAmOEreset's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[EU] "Blood for the Blood God!" "Blood for the Blood God!" "Skulls for the Skull Throne!" "Skulls for the Skull Throne!" "Milk for the Khorne Flakes!" "Milk for th- what!?"
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[WP] We spread throughout the stars. But our enemies are not alien races, exterminator machines, or extradimensional invaders. No, our enemies are the gods, for humanity is the last, and only remaining mortal race in the universe.
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[WP]A small tavern with good food is owned by the retired God of Balance. Waitress is a super-android 50,000 years from the future. Janitor is the best super soldier and general. Chef is the first and strongest mage. Bodyguard is the Grim Reaper who was fired. None of them know each other's identity
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[WP] Funnily enough, you became the world's strongest necromancer because no one else thought of raising other necromancers as undead.
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[WP] "What do you mean you don't put a miniature explosion spell in your gun?" "What do you mean you don't use gunpowder-based propellant for your gun?"
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[WP] "Why do you humans keep using kinetic weaponry!? It's ancient and it's primitive! Just upgrade to plasma and energy weapons already!" "We can't exactly enchant an energy projectile, that's why."
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[EU] It seems like someone in the Hogwarts staff has leaked the existence of the magical world to a secret organization. Normally, it wouldn't be that bad, an Obliviate here and there solves the problem. But the problem is that the organization coming for them...is the SCP Foundation.
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[WP] In a world of superpowers, it was found out that your power was bringing boardgame characters and equipment to life. So for years, your parents have not allowed you to play board games other than checkers, until you find out about Warhammer 40,000.
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[WP] When a species becomes sapient, the Will of the Universe offers them which direction of civilization they should take. Magic, runes, faith-based, biomanipulation, psionics, etc. Humanity chose the hardest: technology.
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