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[JUN21] She felt the baby kick, and a flood of emotion tore through her heart.

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Initially during the autopsy we assumed the deceased was infected with scores of tapeworms

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She was laughing so hard she could hardly breath, and begging him to stop tickling her.

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“I think we’ve done just about all we can with this shelter, so it’s time to look for a new place to stay.”

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I recently learned my neighbor is actually an ex-convict and that’s just really fucking perfect.

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[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply, and the god appeared before the trembling pastor.

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Leda draped her robes on a rock and waded into the shallows, enjoying the warm sun and cool water as she laved her naked body.

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Blood poured from the student’s eye as he shrieked in pain.

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I made an account: “white man interested in black women.”

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I use tube strips of led grow lights rigged up to a timer, to simulate natural day light hours.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JUN21] She felt the baby kick, and a flood of emotion tore through her heart.	70
Initially during the autopsy we assumed the deceased was infected with scores of tapeworms	70
She was laughing so hard she could hardly breath, and begging him to stop tickling her.	67
“I think we’ve done just about all we can with this shelter, so it’s time to look for a new place to stay.”	67
I recently learned my neighbor is actually an ex-convict and that’s just really fucking perfect.	67
[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply, and the god appeared before the trembling pastor.	64
Leda draped her robes on a rock and waded into the shallows, enjoying the warm sun and cool water as she laved her naked body.	64
Blood poured from the student’s eye as he shrieked in pain.	63
I made an account: “white man interested in black women.”	63
I use tube strips of led grow lights rigged up to a timer, to simulate natural day light hours.	63