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Roses are red violets are blue.

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“Have you ever heard that if you cut the head of a hen at the exact right moment, the body will keep coming?” NSFW

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The beggar knocked on my door and when I offered him a hot meal his eyes lit with gratitude and relief.

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“He’s a good doggo so he deserves treats.”

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“Have you ever heard if you cut the head off a hen at the exact right moment, the body will keep coming?”

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I could tell at the very first glance, she was deeply depressed to the point where life itself was an unwanted burden.

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When her infant cried, she woke and went to him and reflexively brought him to her breast to nurse.

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[MAR21] As I was paying for my groceries, the cashier said, “in the spring time the prettiest flowers are the red ones.”

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Officer Stain was suspended without pay.

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Initially during the autopsy we assumed the deceased was infected with scores of tapeworms

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Roses are red violets are blue.	78
“Have you ever heard that if you cut the head of a hen at the exact right moment, the body will keep coming?” NSFW	77
The beggar knocked on my door and when I offered him a hot meal his eyes lit with gratitude and relief.	77
“He’s a good doggo so he deserves treats.”	74
“Have you ever heard if you cut the head off a hen at the exact right moment, the body will keep coming?”	73
I could tell at the very first glance, she was deeply depressed to the point where life itself was an unwanted burden.	73
When her infant cried, she woke and went to him and reflexively brought him to her breast to nurse.	72
[MAR21] As I was paying for my groceries, the cashier said, “in the spring time the prettiest flowers are the red ones.”	71
Officer Stain was suspended without pay.	71
Initially during the autopsy we assumed the deceased was infected with scores of tapeworms	70