/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“You know what boys, this little patch of land is going to be one of them ancient Indian burial grounds someday!”

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When she learned he had cheated she made a big show of dropping her ring down the sink drain.

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The captain ordered all corpses from either side fished out of the water, and their bowels nailed dripping to the railings, and their skins billowed from the main mast, and the rest loaded into the cannons.

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I gave the boy the pill, and made sure the cameras were recording.

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There weren’t any cars in the driveway, so I assumed no one was home.

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“Wow I can’t believe how long your dick is right now!”

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“Daddy, please, I didn’t do it!!!”

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He was finally tall enough to ride the grown up roller coaster, and the big kids were trying to psych him out since it was his first time.

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He waved his hands in a panic and choked out, “help babe- I - can’t find my- epi-pen!”

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Just as the baby finally fell asleep, my cellphone rang.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“You know what boys, this little patch of land is going to be one of them ancient Indian burial grounds someday!”	45
When she learned he had cheated she made a big show of dropping her ring down the sink drain.	45
The captain ordered all corpses from either side fished out of the water, and their bowels nailed dripping to the railings, and their skins billowed from the main mast, and the rest loaded into the cannons.	45
I gave the boy the pill, and made sure the cameras were recording.	44
There weren’t any cars in the driveway, so I assumed no one was home.	44
“Wow I can’t believe how long your dick is right now!”	44
“Daddy, please, I didn’t do it!!!”	44
He was finally tall enough to ride the grown up roller coaster, and the big kids were trying to psych him out since it was his first time.	44
He waved his hands in a panic and choked out, “help babe- I - can’t find my- epi-pen!”	43
Just as the baby finally fell asleep, my cellphone rang.	43