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She smiled at me while she was ringing up my purchases, and I know she wanted me.

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There’s no chance I’d ever divorce her, because it would simply be too messy and painful for the kids.

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The bunny hop-limped away on his bleeding stumps.

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For the past five years he had been feeding his son human growth hormone.

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I’m severely allergic so, I panicked when a hornet flew in through my open window.

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[AUG21] “Don’t bother lying to me Maureen, I know you cheated.”

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The CEO issued a public statement to express his sadness over the tragic shooting death of one of the cashiers in his stores.

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He had always wanted to try the treadmill and since his mom wasn’t home to tell him no....

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It was so big and hard she could barely fit it in her mouth.

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He planted the wildflower seeds in the damp, fertile places.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She smiled at me while she was ringing up my purchases, and I know she wanted me.	22
There’s no chance I’d ever divorce her, because it would simply be too messy and painful for the kids.	22
The bunny hop-limped away on his bleeding stumps.	21
For the past five years he had been feeding his son human growth hormone.	21
I’m severely allergic so, I panicked when a hornet flew in through my open window.	21
[AUG21] “Don’t bother lying to me Maureen, I know you cheated.”	21
The CEO issued a public statement to express his sadness over the tragic shooting death of one of the cashiers in his stores.	21
He had always wanted to try the treadmill and since his mom wasn’t home to tell him no....	21
It was so big and hard she could barely fit it in her mouth.	21
He planted the wildflower seeds in the damp, fertile places.	21