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Of course she felt some anxiety riding in the passenger seat on their way to their first date, but she also felt excited and optimistic.

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[MAR21] Did you see what that idiot Noah is building?

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For several months, he pretended to be her friend.

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Rockabye babies in the treetop.

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He couldn’t help but get turned on when he watched her roll a joint.

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“Circle circle dot dot, now you got my cootie shot!”

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[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply, piercing her aorta and causing her to cry out in terror and pain.

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It’s a simple concept really, you remove the unwanted parts and thus improve the whole.

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They say not to put all your eggs in one basket, but....

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None of the villagers survived, but fortunately a few of the pretty ones were still mostly intact.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Of course she felt some anxiety riding in the passenger seat on their way to their first date, but she also felt excited and optimistic.	20
[MAR21] Did you see what that idiot Noah is building?	20
For several months, he pretended to be her friend.	20
Rockabye babies in the treetop.	20
He couldn’t help but get turned on when he watched her roll a joint.	20
“Circle circle dot dot, now you got my cootie shot!”	20
[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply, piercing her aorta and causing her to cry out in terror and pain.	20
It’s a simple concept really, you remove the unwanted parts and thus improve the whole.	20
They say not to put all your eggs in one basket, but....	19
None of the villagers survived, but fortunately a few of the pretty ones were still mostly intact.	19