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The older kids started to realize that the bus was heading off-route when it pulled onto the freeway.

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Muttering incantations, the withered crone limped to the sleeping girl’s bedside, exhaled deeply, and fell dead.

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“The king demands a full grown great white shark, to be caught and roasted for the royal wedding.”

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“What do you think an archeologist 500 years from now would think if they were to find your bones?”

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“You see the little baby mice all cuddled up next to their mom? well, watch this!”

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“Don’t take it personal, it’s just been a while and I really need to get this out of my system.”

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My boyfriend told sleep paralysis demons are always pure hallucination and nothing to be concerned over.

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My precious daughter always complains that bottom surgery is way too expensive.

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“When you sleep, you’re subconscious naturally sorts your brain— so stimuli, thoughts, emotions, and memories get catalogued and processed.”

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He anointed himself with congealed blood and rancid oil as he uttered the infernal incantations that would allow him to persist and enter a new body.

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The older kids started to realize that the bus was heading off-route when it pulled onto the freeway.	10
Muttering incantations, the withered crone limped to the sleeping girl’s bedside, exhaled deeply, and fell dead.	9
“The king demands a full grown great white shark, to be caught and roasted for the royal wedding.”	9
“What do you think an archeologist 500 years from now would think if they were to find your bones?”	9
“You see the little baby mice all cuddled up next to their mom? well, watch this!”	9
“Don’t take it personal, it’s just been a while and I really need to get this out of my system.”	9
My boyfriend told sleep paralysis demons are always pure hallucination and nothing to be concerned over.	9
My precious daughter always complains that bottom surgery is way too expensive.	9
“When you sleep, you’re subconscious naturally sorts your brain— so stimuli, thoughts, emotions, and memories get catalogued and processed.”	9
He anointed himself with congealed blood and rancid oil as he uttered the infernal incantations that would allow him to persist and enter a new body.	9