/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw his pasty white skin, and his crooked smile, and his cherry red nose and his wildfire hair, and I knew he was an evil, demonic clown!

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We were both very apposed to abortion, but we changed our mind when we viewed our ultrasounds and saw what the bigger twin had done to the smaller.

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The vampyr used the edge of his finger nail to scrape the clots from her veins...

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I told the police the murder was staged, as part of an elaborate writing project-- an ARG.

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They filled the garbage can to the brim with water, and forced the lid down tight.

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And the Lord said, “When I was born of the Virgin Mary and became man, I lived and died and understood many things.”

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I assumed the pyramid of anguish was one of those tortures that only really hurts after a good deal of time has gone by.

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He captioned his AR-15 livestream: “I AM ALPHA WITH THIS IN MY HANDS!!!”

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I gave him a spray bottle full of water and told him it was monster repellant, to use anytime he woke from scary dream.

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Intent on dying, he leaps from the roof.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw his pasty white skin, and his crooked smile, and his cherry red nose and his wildfire hair, and I knew he was an evil, demonic clown!	11
We were both very apposed to abortion, but we changed our mind when we viewed our ultrasounds and saw what the bigger twin had done to the smaller.	10
The vampyr used the edge of his finger nail to scrape the clots from her veins...	10
I told the police the murder was staged, as part of an elaborate writing project-- an ARG.	10
They filled the garbage can to the brim with water, and forced the lid down tight.	10
And the Lord said, “When I was born of the Virgin Mary and became man, I lived and died and understood many things.”	10
I assumed the pyramid of anguish was one of those tortures that only really hurts after a good deal of time has gone by.	10
He captioned his AR-15 livestream: “I AM ALPHA WITH THIS IN MY HANDS!!!”	10
I gave him a spray bottle full of water and told him it was monster repellant, to use anytime he woke from scary dream.	10
Intent on dying, he leaps from the roof.	10