/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The sun beat down upon the wastes, baking the mud shacks that sprawled across the dusty valley.

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When I heard the kids yipping and howling and playing wolves, I went out to tell them if they couldn't quiet down then they wouldn't be allowed to play outside after dark anymore.

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Their customer service people said it must have been a bug.

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I assured her that her sleep paralysis demon was just a hallucination, and that she’d feel safer if we slept together.

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[APR21] She sipped the sacramental wine with the rest of the commune, and smiled.

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“Mrs. Johnson, you’ve interviewed so well I think I better just offer you the position here and now!”

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For the first time ever, scientific observation seems to suggest the existence of a human soul, or lack thereof.

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The little boy stood there crying out, “help I can’t find my mommy!”

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He woke to the smell of roast pork and burned plastic, and realized his specialized bed must have caught fire.

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I just saw my sister doing her makeup, and I snuck up behind her.

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The sun beat down upon the wastes, baking the mud shacks that sprawled across the dusty valley.	25
When I heard the kids yipping and howling and playing wolves, I went out to tell them if they couldn't quiet down then they wouldn't be allowed to play outside after dark anymore.	25
Their customer service people said it must have been a bug.	25
I assured her that her sleep paralysis demon was just a hallucination, and that she’d feel safer if we slept together.	24
[APR21] She sipped the sacramental wine with the rest of the commune, and smiled.	24
“Mrs. Johnson, you’ve interviewed so well I think I better just offer you the position here and now!”	24
For the first time ever, scientific observation seems to suggest the existence of a human soul, or lack thereof.	24
The little boy stood there crying out, “help I can’t find my mommy!”	24
He woke to the smell of roast pork and burned plastic, and realized his specialized bed must have caught fire.	24
I just saw my sister doing her makeup, and I snuck up behind her.	24