/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The button broke so he used a safety pin to keep the fly of his pajamas closed.

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[MAR21] The hiker drew a deep breath of the pure mountain air, and let out a resounding scream.

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“The best way to clean them is boiling vinegar and a hard-bristle pipe cleaner.”

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It had to look like an accident.

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“Matthew 17:20, for truly I tell you: If you had faith the size of a mustard seed....”

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Her voice was filled with rage as she yelled, “oh, I’m not going to let you off the hook this time!”

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[NOV 2020] "... I've been counting the days and it's actually Thanksgiving, so let's open up one more MRE and make this day special for the kids."

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“Smile, you’re on candid camera!”

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I always just shake my head whenever I hear a new mom complaining about their baby crying and keeping them up at night.

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He was about 5’ 10”, the cinderblock was only 8 inches or so and the length of cable couldn’t be longer than a foot and a half.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The button broke so he used a safety pin to keep the fly of his pajamas closed.	13
[MAR21] The hiker drew a deep breath of the pure mountain air, and let out a resounding scream.	13
“The best way to clean them is boiling vinegar and a hard-bristle pipe cleaner.”	13
It had to look like an accident.	13
“Matthew 17:20, for truly I tell you: If you had faith the size of a mustard seed....”	13
Her voice was filled with rage as she yelled, “oh, I’m not going to let you off the hook this time!”	12
[NOV 2020] "... I've been counting the days and it's actually Thanksgiving, so let's open up one more MRE and make this day special for the kids."	12
“Smile, you’re on candid camera!”	12
I always just shake my head whenever I hear a new mom complaining about their baby crying and keeping them up at night.	12
He was about 5’ 10”, the cinderblock was only 8 inches or so and the length of cable couldn’t be longer than a foot and a half.	12