/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Suit yourself.”

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“Look, he’s pretty bent out of shape, isn’t he?”

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Both women remained adamant that the baby was theirs.

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Their are 27 amendments to the US constitution....

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They fought desperately for days....

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I had no idea what the baby was laughing at but I was glad I got it on video.

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The homeless man trembled and begged mercy as he lay broken, confused, and utterly drenched in the stink of lighter fluid.

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[JUN21] He focused his field of view on the happy couple as they prepared their wedding vows- and double checked his setup to make sure he'd be shooting in burst mode.

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"The nights grow colder- if we cannot trick them into letting us in we will surely die!"

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[MAR21] These idiotic spring breakers are yipping and cheering and dipping their cups into the communal punch bowl.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Suit yourself.”	14
“Look, he’s pretty bent out of shape, isn’t he?”	14
Both women remained adamant that the baby was theirs.	14
Their are 27 amendments to the US constitution....	14
They fought desperately for days....	14
I had no idea what the baby was laughing at but I was glad I got it on video.	13
The homeless man trembled and begged mercy as he lay broken, confused, and utterly drenched in the stink of lighter fluid.	13
[JUN21] He focused his field of view on the happy couple as they prepared their wedding vows- and double checked his setup to make sure he'd be shooting in burst mode.	13
"The nights grow colder- if we cannot trick them into letting us in we will surely die!"	13
[MAR21] These idiotic spring breakers are yipping and cheering and dipping their cups into the communal punch bowl.	13