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[MAY21] Mother May, I believe the final ingredient is ready....

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The boy adored his baby sister, and wanted to include her in the fun and play.

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The kids were just laughing and chasing each other around in the backyard.

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“The guilty must be punished, and I just know you’re guilty I can tell because I AM THE PUNISHER!”

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"This is gonna be so awesome- since nobody else was smart enough to go out tonight we'll definitely score a ton more candy!"

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She brought the burger back to the counter and said, “this is disgusting, somebody spit in my order!”

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People who complain about their babies crying and fussing are just a bunch of morons.

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The Angel of the Lord dipped his fingers into her soul and stirred up a buzzing.

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She parted her lips and whispered, “I love the look of a nice veiny set of forearms.”

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I always told myself I’d never choose favorites.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MAY21] Mother May, I believe the final ingredient is ready....	15
The boy adored his baby sister, and wanted to include her in the fun and play.	15
The kids were just laughing and chasing each other around in the backyard.	15
“The guilty must be punished, and I just know you’re guilty I can tell because I AM THE PUNISHER!”	15
"This is gonna be so awesome- since nobody else was smart enough to go out tonight we'll definitely score a ton more candy!"	15
She brought the burger back to the counter and said, “this is disgusting, somebody spit in my order!”	15
People who complain about their babies crying and fussing are just a bunch of morons.	14
The Angel of the Lord dipped his fingers into her soul and stirred up a buzzing.	14
She parted her lips and whispered, “I love the look of a nice veiny set of forearms.”	14
I always told myself I’d never choose favorites.	14