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I simply didn't have enough money to put my poor sweet kitty to sleep...

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Training to be a veterinarian I had a lot of anxiety over eventually having to do surgery on somebody’s beloved pets.

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They say once an animal consumes human flesh it develops a taste for human prey.

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The angel whispered their futures and said: “SPARE THEM TO HEAVEN.”

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When I found cockroaches eating the crumbs in my bed I realized I’d better stop nighttime snacking.

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While he worked he couldn’t help but think how silly it was that some people were only attracted to one race, since they missed out on such a beautiful variety of skin tones.

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“Oh my gosh, you’re face looks so familiar!”

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[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply, and the 600 pound grizzly charged and mounted the terrified hunter.

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[MAR21] The Inspector stood motionless at the minimum safe distance and watched as the building went up in flames.

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[MAR21] She left her window wide open at night, so the cool spring air could find its way in while she slept.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I simply didn't have enough money to put my poor sweet kitty to sleep...	17
Training to be a veterinarian I had a lot of anxiety over eventually having to do surgery on somebody’s beloved pets.	17
They say once an animal consumes human flesh it develops a taste for human prey.	16
The angel whispered their futures and said: “SPARE THEM TO HEAVEN.”	16
When I found cockroaches eating the crumbs in my bed I realized I’d better stop nighttime snacking.	16
While he worked he couldn’t help but think how silly it was that some people were only attracted to one race, since they missed out on such a beautiful variety of skin tones.	16
“Oh my gosh, you’re face looks so familiar!”	16
[FEB21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply, and the 600 pound grizzly charged and mounted the terrified hunter.	16
[MAR21] The Inspector stood motionless at the minimum safe distance and watched as the building went up in flames.	16
[MAR21] She left her window wide open at night, so the cool spring air could find its way in while she slept.	16