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[WP] This is Timmy. Timmy has to use excessive force for every action he does. For example, if he wants to open a door, he has to kick it down with all his might. If he does not use excessive force, he will literally explode. No one understands Timmy except his mother, whom he hates.
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[EU] You are a gunslinger from the year 1896 who got sucked into the Star Wars galaxy. Needing a source of income in this foreign environment, you take up bounty hunting. The Jedi greatly underestimate a supersonic lead bullet.
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[WP] You are a great explorer. For your greatest adventure, you went to circumnavigate the entire world. When you come to what you thought was the last stop, you see a man facing a giant cliff face into the abyss, making pancakes on a camp stove. “End of the world,” he says. “Turn back.”
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[WP] You are a normal person. Except for one thing- your focus and multitasking abilities increase drastically while drunk.
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[WP] You are Death. But something... unusual happens. You come to collect a soul, but you and the soul switch places. The trouble is, the soul does not know how to carry out the duties of death, and you, the real Death, find love.
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[WP] You are a member of a secret society of monster hunters in 1890. Using big game rifles, you hunt down your quarry for a hefty reward from the government, until you discover a sentient race of centaurs in a thick forest, and you begin to reconsider your job...
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You are death. But, something... mysterious happens. You attempt to take a soul that was supposed to die from a car crash. But, you and the soul switch places.
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This is Timmy. Timmy has to use excessive force for everything. For example, if he wants to write, then he has to press so hard on the paper his pencil will break. If he wants to open a door, he has to kick it open with all his might. If he does not do this, he will explode, literally.
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