/u/I_dont-get_the-joke's posts
[WP] You have the ability to learn anyone's skills or experience just by touching them. You try it on a chef, a programmer, and a star athlete. Everything changes when a mob sends a Hitman after your power and you touch him.
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[WP] You are a child in the back seat of your parents car on a road trip to meet your grandparents. You fall asleep and upon awakening you hear your father yelling "We arent lost. I just got turned around is all.". Looking outside you see the trapped souls of the damned in the underworld.
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[WP] You are an immortal who has been around since 10000 BCE. Forced to watch your friends and family age and die, you thought there'd be no end to your suffering. The year is now 2019 and archaeologists have uncovered the find of a lifetime, your old house.
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[WP] You are the spoiled child of a wealthy business man. You've decided to liven up your droll life and become a hitman. Complete with outfit, guns, etcetera. but actually assassinating someone? Dear heavens no, you have people to do that for you.
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[WP] About a year ago you thought you'd have some fun and sent in your DNA for a 23&me pack. You hear someone buzz your apartment. "Who are you?" you ask the speaker. "I'm you. And i need help"
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[WP] Walking a mile in someones shoes is no longer a metaphor. If you literally walk a mile in someones shoes you gain all the experience and memories that made them the person they are today. And you? You're a shoe thief.
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[WP] I've finally blessed the rains in Africa. Now 100 men, maybe more, are trying to take me away from you. Over my dead body they will.
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[EU] An officer is at a crime scene writing down all of the information a grieving woman gives him. He turns his head to the 3 other officers and K9 unit behind him. "Looks like we got a mystery to solve gang".
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[WP] You are the child of a powerful Hero. You are watching the final battle between your father and his arch rival on TV. As they fight you hear the villain say "I know who you are *William*! I'll take from you everything!" Fear come across his face as you hear something approach from outside.
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[WP] Everytime someone with a super power appears, its your job to make them public enemy number 1 so the Government can justify taking them and studying thier power. There is a new superhero today with a rare and unique ability, but he is so noble its making it hard to do your job.
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