/u/I_dont-get_the-joke's posts
[WP] You turn your Match Distance on tinder to "Anywhere". To your surprise you get a match that is 10^93 light years away. Thinking it was a joke you turn it off. 20 minutes later you turn it back on and it says they are 10^5 light years away and getting closer.
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[WP] A man sits in a burn ward due to a rampaging Charizard. A woman lost half her hand from frostbite due to Dewgong. A child is in a catatonic state from swimming too close to Tentacruel's stingers. These are the untold stories of the Pokemon world.
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[WP] The day you die, Death comes and asks if you are ready to go. Jokingly, you say no. To your surprise, he leaves. Now every year he comes back to ask again
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[WP] Your life is an endless series of horror movies. You're always at the wrong place at the wrong time. You're stuck seeing all your friends die right after you make them. The reason you're still alive? You can hear the horror music.
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[WP] The day you die, Death comes and asks if you're ready to go. Jokingly you say no. To your surprise, he leaves. So now every year he comes back and asks again. You're in too deep, you're getting too old, But you can't stop.
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[WP] For as long as you can remember you've had this weird dream: You're lying on a metal table, a light in your face, a dark silhouette stands above you. "He isn't ready. Send him back." the voice says. Then you wake up. Tonight you sleep, except this time the voice says "He's ready. Pull him out."
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[WP] You become a conscious, nameless character in a comic book. You are determined to become friends with the main character so plot armor saves you from being a bystander.
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[WP] A powerful Eldritch being sees you as it's God. It does unspeakable things in your name in an attempt to appease you and follow your doctrine. Only, you're just a simple human.
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[WP] Your house is haunted. It's not so bad though. I mean, where else are you going to get 5 bedrooms, 40 acres and a lakeside view for $75,000?
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[WP] Every time a new superhero emerges it's your job to make them public enemy # 1 so the government can justify arresting them and studying thier power. A new superhero with a unique and powerful ability has shown himself but he's so righteous it's making it hard to do your job.
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