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[WP] You are a dark god. The police raided your temple, arrested your cultists, and ate the pb&j sandwich that your youngest worshiper left on your altar

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[WP] a child narrates his first day in kindergarten as hard-boiled noir

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[WP] Finding the demon's name is easy. The hard part is the surgery to mutilate your mouth so you can pronounce it correctly.

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[WP] We don't have much time. I've got to tell you something," your wife says as she pried up a floorboard, revealing a dozen kuggarands nailed to the wood, stacks of cash, a kilo of coke, and a cut-down AK-47

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[WP] The only "Earth food" restaurant in lightyears only serves french fries, potato chips & other varieties fried potato

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[CW] A note asking someone to prom, but written entirely in corporate/marketing jargon

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[WP] You're a cat named Guacamole. You're best friend, an AI, is about to be terminated because its programmers thought it misidentified you as guacamole. Now, you need to save your friend.

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[WP] By tradition, when the eldest Von Slaberg child marries they become the head of the house & immure their parents alive in the crypt under the manor. Servants whisper that a pair of the buried Von Slabergs lived long enough to birth a line of offspring who skitter in the dark & plot revenge

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[EU] A pokemon wakes after 90 years in a pokeball. Everyone they knew is gone

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[WP] The occult glyphs on your leather gauntlet keep the demon possessing your left arm in check; but you can't say that during a job interview.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are a dark god. The police raided your temple, arrested your cultists, and ate the pb&j sandwich that your youngest worshiper left on your altar	7425
[WP] a child narrates his first day in kindergarten as hard-boiled noir	620
[WP] Finding the demon's name is easy. The hard part is the surgery to mutilate your mouth so you can pronounce it correctly.	50
[WP] We don't have much time. I've got to tell you something," your wife says as she pried up a floorboard, revealing a dozen kuggarands nailed to the wood, stacks of cash, a kilo of coke, and a cut-down AK-47	41
[WP] The only "Earth food" restaurant in lightyears only serves french fries, potato chips & other varieties fried potato	36
[CW] A note asking someone to prom, but written entirely in corporate/marketing jargon	35
[WP] You're a cat named Guacamole. You're best friend, an AI, is about to be terminated because its programmers thought it misidentified you as guacamole. Now, you need to save your friend.	29
[WP] By tradition, when the eldest Von Slaberg child marries they become the head of the house & immure their parents alive in the crypt under the manor. Servants whisper that a pair of the buried Von Slabergs lived long enough to birth a line of offspring who skitter in the dark & plot revenge	23
[EU] A pokemon wakes after 90 years in a pokeball. Everyone they knew is gone	22
[WP] The occult glyphs on your leather gauntlet keep the demon possessing your left arm in check; but you can't say that during a job interview.	21