WritingPrompts

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[WP] The first message from another planet was different than we expected. "Dear people of Earth, an armada is on its way to conquer your world. Pay no attention, they' re idiots we've sent on a fake mission. We've no interest in your planet, the weapons are fake. Just play along, they're harmless."	8844
[WP] My daughter said: "Daddy you know everything!" I replied: "Yea I wish!" The genie heard me. Life is weird now.	79
[WP] The burglars laughed when they read the sign. "Caution! This facility is protected by mythological creatures. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK." They were about to learn they shouldn't have.	66
[WP]That meteor was so massive, I can't believe the earth is gone. My planet just, shattered. It's cold here in outer space, I can't breathe and there is no sound. Sunlight hurts without an atmosphere. I'm all alone. If I had known it was going to be like this I wouldn't have chosen for immortality.	43
[WP] In the near future dna testing is the key to your ideal place in society. A puzzled doctor comes to you with your results. "Sir.. your dna, it's not human."	31
[WP] The year is 3299. You, an Intergalactic Overlord, have successfully conquered and enslaved all of planet Earth. Except for that small patch of land, a small country that keeps defeating your invading forces, a domain the inhabitants call Belgium.	30
[WP] Against all safety regulations we gave the newborn AI access to the internet. The results were actually pretty great.	24
[WP] This is global news. In a last attempt to win the losing battle between the human race and the uprising werewolves we have successfully destroyed the moon. Unfortunately, it did not give us the result we were hoping for.	16
[WP] Due to a technical malfunction we are sorry to inform you that you have been declared legally dead. We are working on the issue, this should be resolved shortly. Please be informed that murder on you behalf is temporarily not considered illegal. We apologize for any inconvenience.	16
[WP] "Wait.. no.. this can't be.." "Yes it can." "But how did you..? I thought all the animals from Jurassic World were CGI..." "You'd think, but this is actually cheaper." "Can.. can .. can I touch them..?" "Of course, let's go."	15

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