/u/Iamnotbroke's posts
[WP] You die and go to heaven but unlike most arrivals you get a special role, 'Gods Jester'. You have never considered yourself funny but god says "You are the only mortal that could ever make me laugh, here let me show you".
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[WP] A starving zombie attracted by a scent, inadvertently discovers he can eat carrion flowers and becomes a 'vegan'. This diet restores cognitive function and reverses zombiefication...somewhat. He decides to start a carrion flower farm and awaits his brethren.
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[WP] Ghosts are scared of you. Sasquatch is scared of you, in fact any paranormal entity is scared of you and will do anything to flee your presence even while your asleep or unconscious . You are a seemingly normal person with no superpowers and must find out why.
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[WP] Mars is terraformed into a green planet. Suddenly humans loose all interest in conventional warfare. Armies suddenly pick up rakes, forks, shovels and spades. The age of gardening warfare has began.
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[WP] In the year 2290 a highschool student is writing an assignment about the pre-cataclysm myth of 'Neil Strong Arm', the culture hero who 'walked on the moon', back when humans thought they could walk on the 'moon'.
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[WP] The population is divided into the 12 zodiac signs, 1 city for each sign. Each person has a minor psionic power associated with their sign. A clandestine group emerges for Ophiuchus the 13th sign. They has the strongest power of all, kundalini power.
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[WP] In ancient Sumer you were the lowest and poorest class, a pitch lake worker from a child slave to a ninety year old man. Thousands of years later in the age of self driving cars and free delivery you become the god of asphalt and therefore roads.
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[WP] A 'rap god' hires a strange man to write a song for him that contains a hidden spell. When he performs it, he becomes the Egyptian 'Ra god'.
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[WP] Thousands of years in the future, reconstructionist religion is followed, that is, the population literally uses advanced technology to create ancient gods to rule over them.
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