/u/Iamnotbroke's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A ‘no-English’ senile Asian man from Compton gets a flu and dons a handkerchief over his face. A crazy gangster who thinks he can understand Chinese but can’t, mistakes him for a new gang leader. The old man thinks he now runs a car lot, a Chinese herb shop and a massage shop.
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[WP] In 2006 NASA quietly removed "to understand and protect our home planet" from it's mission statement. A scientist at NASA is about to find the terrible truth why.
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[WP] The worlds biggest loser, everyone calls him 'walking corpse', 'death warmed up', 'smelly'. The zombie apocalypse happens and it turns out he is immune and a drop of his blood can stop the turning process. He becomes mans saviour and king of the new world.
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[WP] You spontaneously astrally project while sleeping and involuntarily appear near severely autistic, psychotic or those about to die. You comfort and talk to them. One day you start visiting a seemingly normal person going about their normal life.
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[WP] Prisoner in solitary for a year. He starts to see insects everywhere with webs trailing them. He is not scared or disgusted but begins to train them to draw intricate sculptures with web. He realizes that he has been rewiring his brain and has gained psychic powers.
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[WP] You use a time machine to travel to the far future. Everyone in the far future is psychic and through exposure to your backwards, violent, primitive mind you start the first apocalypse in an aeon.
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[WP] A bronze clockwork rover is sent to Maxwell Montes, the highest mountain on Venus. It reaches the top and a dollop of fat rain composed of sulphuric acid and silicone falls on it from the sky. It becomes alive. Clockwork magic works on Venus!
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[EU] Mike Brady (Brady Bunch) is secretly a meth cook, He answers the phone in such a contrived way because his version of 'Jesse' is on the other end.
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[WP] Asariel, the alien monster hunter sets of to hunt the giant oyster beasts of Posedeia IX for a handsome bounty on 12 giant pearls. “What does the company need them for?” he asks his contact. “Some big project on Terraria, ‘The New Jerusalem’.”
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