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Yesterday, I had to put my cat down as she had contracted rabies.

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I asked my son if he meant to say "degenerate" instead of "de-generate."

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I decided to pull a prank on my sister and put Gatorade in a Windex bottle.

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[WP] You decide one day that you want to do one of those ancestry DNA tests. A week later instead of the test results a paper asking for another sample do to possible contamination. Another weeks goes by and they send back the results. 10% Human and 90% unknown.

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[WP] Sometimes when your about to do something, an injured future you appears and tells you not to do it. One day, as you're getting ready for work he shows up, a lot more injured than usual, with a gun and tells you "Sit the fuck down, your not going anywhere today."

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[WP] You're messing around with your friends one day. One of your friends randomly says "Fus," you think its funny so you try saying "Fus Ro Da." You open your eyes to see all of the furniture in the room flipped over and one of your friends went through a window.

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[WP] You used to be the worlds most famous street racer, and never lost to anyone. You've tried to leave that all behind and start fresh. You have an actual job, a wife and kid. Yet no matter how many times you tell people you're done racing, they still try challenging you at stop lights.

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[WP] You've had your phone for awhile now and you still haven't used the battery saving feature. It's been 4 months and you still haven't had to charge it.

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[WP] Every couple of months your brain has to update. Every time your brain updates you get a new power, but you forget how to use all of your other powers and have to relearn them all. One update you got a power that you really like, and have been putting off an update for over 4 years.

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[WP] You can overclock your brain for one hour a day.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Yesterday, I had to put my cat down as she had contracted rabies.	9598	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked my son if he meant to say "degenerate" instead of "de-generate."	6543	TwoSentenceHorror
I decided to pull a prank on my sister and put Gatorade in a Windex bottle.	267	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You decide one day that you want to do one of those ancestry DNA tests. A week later instead of the test results a paper asking for another sample do to possible contamination. Another weeks goes by and they send back the results. 10% Human and 90% unknown.	249	WritingPrompts
[WP] Sometimes when your about to do something, an injured future you appears and tells you not to do it. One day, as you're getting ready for work he shows up, a lot more injured than usual, with a gun and tells you "Sit the fuck down, your not going anywhere today."	203	WritingPrompts
[WP] You're messing around with your friends one day. One of your friends randomly says "Fus," you think its funny so you try saying "Fus Ro Da." You open your eyes to see all of the furniture in the room flipped over and one of your friends went through a window.	42	WritingPrompts
[WP] You used to be the worlds most famous street racer, and never lost to anyone. You've tried to leave that all behind and start fresh. You have an actual job, a wife and kid. Yet no matter how many times you tell people you're done racing, they still try challenging you at stop lights.	8	WritingPrompts
[WP] You've had your phone for awhile now and you still haven't used the battery saving feature. It's been 4 months and you still haven't had to charge it.	6	WritingPrompts
[WP] Every couple of months your brain has to update. Every time your brain updates you get a new power, but you forget how to use all of your other powers and have to relearn them all. One update you got a power that you really like, and have been putting off an update for over 4 years.	5	WritingPrompts
[WP] You can overclock your brain for one hour a day.	5	WritingPrompts