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[WP] Whenever you saw a dead animal in the road, you'd say a little prayer and send them to Heaven. Upon your death, you arrive in Heaven and are immediately swarmed with 1000's of various critters delighted to see you. You hear a booming voice cry out with irritation, "This is YOUR fault."

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[WP] In all the Universe, the Human imagination is unique. We write fiction. Other beings view us as Gods because we "create worlds" and "alter reality."

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[WP] The duck is pissed. He's not going to stand for your shit anymore.

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[WP] You're about to slap the mosquito that just bit your leg, when you stop. You see that it's a tiny humanoid holding a blood-filled syringe.

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[WP] Aliens have come to exterminate the human race, flooding the earth with radiation. They probably shouldn't have used GAMMA radiation.

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[WP] I married click-bait.

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[WP] It wasn't really what I had in mind when I started. But when I look at it now - I realize it HAD to be this way...

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[WP] Your left eye only sees 30 seconds into the past. Your right, only 30 seconds into the future.

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[WP] As a mid-level player, you hack your favorite MMORPG, giving yourself an ENORMOUS stat boost. The next morning, you wake to find yourself living in-game.

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[WP] "And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky Redditors!"

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[WP] Whenever you saw a dead animal in the road, you'd say a little prayer and send them to Heaven. Upon your death, you arrive in Heaven and are immediately swarmed with 1000's of various critters delighted to see you. You hear a booming voice cry out with irritation, "This is YOUR fault."	13012
[WP] In all the Universe, the Human imagination is unique. We write fiction. Other beings view us as Gods because we "create worlds" and "alter reality."	39
[WP] The duck is pissed. He's not going to stand for your shit anymore.	15
[WP] You're about to slap the mosquito that just bit your leg, when you stop. You see that it's a tiny humanoid holding a blood-filled syringe.	12
[WP] Aliens have come to exterminate the human race, flooding the earth with radiation. They probably shouldn't have used GAMMA radiation.	9
[WP] I married click-bait.	6
[WP] It wasn't really what I had in mind when I started. But when I look at it now - I realize it HAD to be this way...	5
[WP] Your left eye only sees 30 seconds into the past. Your right, only 30 seconds into the future.	4
[WP] As a mid-level player, you hack your favorite MMORPG, giving yourself an ENORMOUS stat boost. The next morning, you wake to find yourself living in-game.	3
[WP] "And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky Redditors!"	3