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[WP] As an Aztec priest, you've been trying to conjure a god in your temple with human sacrifices. One day, you succeed. You present the god with the heart of a sacrificial victim. The god takes the heart, holds it at arm's length, and he asks "what the hell do you want me to do with this?"

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[WP] When applying for a loan, the bank asks you to list your assets. You have none, so you jokingly write "my soul" as an asset. To your surprise, the bank signs off on the loan. After months of not paying the bank, 2 repo men show up at your doorstep.

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[WP] Scientists discover that our imaginations are not mental manifestations, but memories of past lives in different universes. You cannot imagine some things, because you have no memory of those things.

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[WP] As an Aztec priest, you've been trying to conjure a god in your temple with human sacrifices. One day, you succeed. You present the god with the heart of a sacrificial victim. The god takes the heart, holds it at arm's length, and he asks "what the hell do you want me to do with this?"	791	WritingPrompts
[WP] When applying for a loan, the bank asks you to list your assets. You have none, so you jokingly write "my soul" as an asset. To your surprise, the bank signs off on the loan. After months of not paying the bank, 2 repo men show up at your doorstep.	50	WritingPrompts
[WP] Scientists discover that our imaginations are not mental manifestations, but memories of past lives in different universes. You cannot imagine some things, because you have no memory of those things.	7	WritingPrompts