/u/IlikethequietZeppo's posts
[WP] Everyone assumed that when the world became automated humans wouldn't have jobs, but the employment rate has barely changed. There are 3 main categories of employment; Repair (fixing machines), Audit(making sure machines do their jobs correctly), and Bypass (human jobs)
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[WP] "Hi. How are you?" The guest says in a monotone. "I'm having a mild panic attack" you reply in an overly cheery hospitality tone "And you sir? Are you staying with us for a holiday or soul crushing, bland, unimportant business trip?" You continue enthusiasticly
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[WP]As a photographer you see the whole picture. When editing your photos you notice the same person in the background, over and over, in different locations.
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[WP] Playing around with photos on your phone, you press "revert". Instead of the photo reverting back to its original format, you go back in time to when the selfie was taken.
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[WP] "You can't have a pet for your pet" "But look how happy Mr. Buttons is with his pet!" "A puppy is a lot of work. Do you really want to take care of two pets? It's not like a human pet could take care of a dog pet. They can barely take care of themselves"
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[WP] You have the gift/curse of the self fulfilling prophecy. You first noticed it when you decided you would fail an exam, despite studying hard and knowing the topic well, the stress of failure meant you couldn't concentrate and failed. It has happened so many times you realise it's your 'power'
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[WP] Traditionally wands are made with wood with magic cores. "The wand itself is irrelevant, it is simply a conduit for your magic". Your father is an electrician. You begin to experiment with plastic coated wiring.
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[WP] As you finish your extra task you hear, "Jack of all trades, master of none. As they say" He chuckles. "Far better than being a master of one. That's how the saying finishes. Or is that outside your limited scope of knowledge professor?"
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[WP] "Thank you for calling 'One True' customer service helpline, your one true choice. Your call is important to us. Please listen closely as our options have recently changed. Please please 1 for 'Claims', press 2 for 'Payments', press 3 for disputes. Press 666 to speak to a representative"
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