/u/IlikethequietZeppo's posts
[WP] Like any talent or skill, Magic can be learned. If you have a natural ability you will do far better than if you don't. You seem to have no natural magical ability but are determined to be the best. You do have a natural cooking ability that make you understand recipe substitutions.
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[WP] "I have your baby.Sign here" You stare back at the person at the door "ahhh what? That's not my child." You turn to your partner "I swear that's not my kid!" The stranger continues "You said 'that baby is so cute I could eat them up', Here is your delivery from 'Demon delights delivery bites'."
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[WP] "We can build anything!" "I'd like a warehouse conversion" except they misunderstood and built you a "converting were-house" tonight is the first full moon in the new house.
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[WP] "You're making an awfully big fuss over nothing child" She smiled. I no longer the kind lady I once thought she was
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[WP] Your gift is "punctuality". At first it seemed lame, but sometimes you need a hero who shows up right on time.
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You hear a lot about people learning the "hard way", when was a time you found out the easy way? When you thought to yourself "that could have been so much worse"
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[WP] "Hello death. I'm glad to to see you." "You're glad?" "Yes, I was worried you weren't coming. I was afraid you were only a myth. I'm relieved you're here with me."
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[WP] You have the perfect umbrella. It never catches in the wind, and always keeps you completely dry, even when the rain comes in sideways. You never really noticed, until it protects you from something no normal umbrella could.
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