/u/ImAndytimbo's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You avoid it at every turn. Dying your hair brown to get rid of the bright blue color you were born with and creating a strict set of rules for yourself to follow. You refuse to become an anime protagonist.
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[EU] "I meant what I said, I saw these giant flying yellow letters zooming through space, I'm not joking." The Jedi decided to investigate this anomaly, and they weren't lying, they come across yellow letters flying through space: EPISODE I, The Phantom Menace...
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[WP] You discovered one day that every fake advertisement you were sent, every IQ enhancing pill, stupid fake sci-fi item, everything you attempted to order would show up doing exactly what it promised. You decided to use this newfound power to your advantage.
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[WP] You are getting a meal from Chick-Fil-A, but when you thank the employee serving you your food, they say "No problem" instead of "my pleasure". You know exactly what this means, and you are prepared.
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[WP] You are a Demon hunter, and it pays very well, but every once in a while you will find a demon that turns out to be a pretty chill dude.
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[WP] You were once the greatest wizard of all time, and you killed many Dark Lords and Liches that tried to rise to power. Nowadays you just want to run your bar in peace, the world thinking you dead. But when the current Dark Lord enters your bar, you discover he is an absolute jackass.
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[WP] The group of Superheroes had come to a realization, they weren’t as in touch this the people they were protecting as they thought. To remedy this, they hired a civilian, someone who could poke holes in every plan they had.
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[WP] As a God of Chaos you’ve created your fair share of war and death, but as you’ve aged you’ve grown tired of it. Instead of violence, you now turn your attention to the sports of the world…
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[EU] It had been a normal day until he had come upon some anomalous yellow shapes, they were indestructible as far as he could tell, but were constantly moving further out into space. As they were moving he could make out a few words, "Episode I: The Phantom Menace..."
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