/u/ImOuttaThyme's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Some of the dyslexic children write their Christmas wishlists to Satan instead of Santa. Instead of tossing them aside like usual, Satan decides to don the red jolly suit this year.
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[WP] You wake up in hell and Satan promises that you will see your loved ones tortured. No loved ones appear. This is awkward.
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[WP] In the shop, you notice a ouija board that comes with cookie dough if purchased. Your experience with this has led to a new book, “If you give a demon a cookie”
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[WP] You wake up in the middle of the night to find that your teddy bear leading a brigade of the monsters under your bed against the monsters in your closet. The prize? Reign over your dreams.
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[WP] You’re about to go in front of the podium and you get your papers ready. You look at all of the other attendants of your best friend’s funeral, all weeping softly. You’re about to start the eulogy. However, you’ve caught the comedic poet bug really bad.
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[WP] God and Satan are at a baking competition. God submits his angel food cake while Satan submits his devil's food cake. You are the judge.
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God and Satan are at a baking competition. God submits his angel food cake while Satan submits his devil's food cake. You are the judge.
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As a priest, it is your job to handle any demon possessions and any exorcisms needed. One day, after a successful exorcism, the demon leaves the body and looks at you. He realizes that he needs a ride back home and asks you for one. As a man that represents good, you reluctantly say yes.
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[WP] As a priest, it is your job to perform exorcisms on the local demon possessions. One day, a demon is exorcised from its latest victims by you. It realizes it needs a ride back home and it asks you for one. As a person that represents doing good deeds, you reluctantly say yes.
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