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[EU] After killing Harry Potter and going public to declare war against the Muggles, Voldemort learns the hard way that spells,wands, and potions are ineffective against lead, chemical warfare and Nuclear Annihilation.

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[WP] A common thing that tips people of that they're dreaming is that their watch is unreadable. After hearing about this, as a joke you look at your watch for the first time in a while, only to realize you can't read it.

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[WP] Frosty the snowman, but as a Lovecraftian monster.

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[WP] Some say the definition of insanity is doing the same action over and over again, expecting a different result. Well today, after millenia of punishment by the Greek gods, you did it. Something different happened.

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[WP] "You've reached the God hotline. To purchase a ticket to heaven, press 1. If you want to know why you're going to hell, press 2. For any other questions, please press 3"

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[WP] A man in a red suit walks up behind you and tells you you're on a game show! Except the game is you have one minute to figure out how you're going to die, otherwise you're going straight to hell after the thing that is going to kill you, kills you"

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[WP] After Gen. MacArthur is denied to launch nuclear warheads, he tries to anyway, only to find out there never were any warheads, and that the end of WW2 was brought upon by something else.

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[EU] After realizing their in a movie which became a meme, Shrek and Donkey try and sell onions to the world.

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[WP] You, an ordinary joe, goes to bed. when you wake up, nothing changed. You're still an ordinary joe

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[WP] A story about anythig you want, as long as everyone and everything sentient is named bob.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[EU] After killing Harry Potter and going public to declare war against the Muggles, Voldemort learns the hard way that spells,wands, and potions are ineffective against lead, chemical warfare and Nuclear Annihilation.	8459
[WP] A common thing that tips people of that they're dreaming is that their watch is unreadable. After hearing about this, as a joke you look at your watch for the first time in a while, only to realize you can't read it.	119
[WP] Frosty the snowman, but as a Lovecraftian monster.	30
[WP] Some say the definition of insanity is doing the same action over and over again, expecting a different result. Well today, after millenia of punishment by the Greek gods, you did it. Something different happened.	13
[WP] "You've reached the God hotline. To purchase a ticket to heaven, press 1. If you want to know why you're going to hell, press 2. For any other questions, please press 3"	11
[WP] A man in a red suit walks up behind you and tells you you're on a game show! Except the game is you have one minute to figure out how you're going to die, otherwise you're going straight to hell after the thing that is going to kill you, kills you"	9
[WP] After Gen. MacArthur is denied to launch nuclear warheads, he tries to anyway, only to find out there never were any warheads, and that the end of WW2 was brought upon by something else.	3
[EU] After realizing their in a movie which became a meme, Shrek and Donkey try and sell onions to the world.	2
[WP] You, an ordinary joe, goes to bed. when you wake up, nothing changed. You're still an ordinary joe	1
[WP] A story about anythig you want, as long as everyone and everything sentient is named bob.	0