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[WP] After you die, you reach purgatory to be seated in an audience of all human souls. God and Satan announce their retirement and are individually interviewing all humans present to choose their replacement. Most people want to replace God, you want to replace Satan.
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[WP] Once you die, you find out that everyone gets to heaven. The only one suffering in hell, for all our sins, is Jesus. But the living keep sinning higher with every passing day.
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[WP] You're a scientist trying to create a "Universal translator" device that can translate any language/communication of any being into the user's native one. You think your device isn't working due to its noisiness, until you realise it's translating the chatter of all the microbes in the room.
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