/u/Inessaria's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A year ago you bought an iguana as a pet. It is now the size of a small horse and just threw up a pile of brimstone in the living room. You're pretty sure you actually bought a dragon.
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[WP] When you storm into the castle to slay the dragon, you are flummoxed to find yourself facing a tidy desk. Behind it sits a bespectacled woman who politely asks, "What dragon part do you need to complete your Quest?"
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[WP] You've spent your life learning the rituals to summon Cthulhu to destroy the world and all your enemies. Upon completing the ritual, a portal opens to reveal a cluttered apartment. Cthulhu looks up from a video game and says, "Sorry bub, I don't do that anymore."
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[WP] Whenever you ask your toddler to put something "Where it goes", you never see that item again. 5 minutes ago you found out it's because she was sending them to another dimension through her closet. Now someone is knocking from inside her closet.
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[WP] Your are the only dragon in the world that hoards "X". Today a group of adventures found your lair.
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[WP] While sitting in the Tavern having a drink to avoid the deluge outside that hasn't stopped in 15 days, you strike up a conversation with a sad looking woman sitting nearby. She tells you her daughter recently died.
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[WP] You woke up this morning with a tattoo of a number on your eyeball, and no memory of how it got there.
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[WP] Today when you went home, the house you've lived in for 12 years had vanished, leaving an empty lot filled with tall weeds and rubbish. Your neighbors say they've never seen you before.
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