WritingPrompts

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[WP] Your brother has been knitting an imaginary blanket for two years. You thought nothing of it until your girlfriend looked at what he was doing and said, "Okay, but why'd you pick yellow and purple?"	865
[WP] You are a soldier, called to guard an expert dealing with the sudden appearance of dragons. You are not expecting the expert to be a twelve year-old girl. You are not expecting her to walk up to the biggest dragon and say, "George, we talked about this."	795
[WP] Humans have an innate ability to pack bond with any species, organic or inorganic. That combined with their ability to sense even the faintest of hostility makes them good caretakers for any ship's emotional and physical needs. But, Captains! Do not forget! They must not know they are pets!	736
[WP] "So they told us, 'take over the humans, it'll be easy'. Ha! Guess what? Humans can pack bond to anything, and one of them pack bonded to the fleet's AI! Our own artificial intelligence held us hostage! And that was just the start..."	646
[WP] Remember, the key to having a healthy human is stimulation. Your human needs to go out, feel the fresh air, and meet other humans! Don't let them sit around all day. And, most importantly, they should never know that they're pets.	609
[WP] The zombie apocalypse has happened. You have a rural farm in the middle of nowhere and a group decides to raid it only to discover that you have done the impossible. You have turned the zombies into pets. They are very protective.	564
[WP] You were reincarnated in another world. To pass the time, you frequently tell a joke that was common in your world. One night while you're at work, someone laughs at the punchline.	506
[WP] The dragon has been laying waste to the countryside. In an effort to appease the beast, the princess is sacrificed on a hill outside the castle. The dragon approaches the princess and says, "There has got to be an easier way to get you out for poker night.	444
[WP] You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.	435
[WP] A siren sits by the beach, singing her first song. A hapless man is drawn towards her, walking quickly with purpose. The man gets closer and shouts, "You're singing off-key!"	318

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