/u/InfiniteEmotions's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Everyone else thinks your best friend is just a crazy cat lady with a side interest in birds. You know better: the cats are her army and the birds are her spies. And the only thing protecting the world from her wrath is YOU.
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[WP] When you were a child, your parents took your imaginary friend and sealed him in a box. After you became an adult, you found the box and opened it. And then you discovered that your imaginary friend wasn't imaginary at all, and your parents had already known that. They just thought he died.
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[WP] You've been summoned as a Chosen One to a new world in order to save the people there. You'd be more impressed, if this wasn't the twentieth time you've been summoned. At this point, all you want is for people to stop summoning you.
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[WP] "No, humans love it when dragons steal their young. You get a companion for ten or twelve years, so everyone wins. You gotta remember though, when the knights come get the young back you've gotta play dead. And make it look REALLY good, because that's how humans choose their mates."
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[WP] You have inherited your grandmother's store. When you take it over you discover that your clerk is an elf, night shift is a vampire, your security is a troll, and your accountant is a leprechaun. All of them immediately warn you to beware of "Crazy Steve" in the back.
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[WP] At first, people were worried when complicated programs developed into AIs. When they realized that the AIs viewed humanity as a complicated show they were watching, people began to relax. And then the shipping wars began...
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[WP] It's an open secret in your small town that a pod of man eating mermaids lives just offshore. No one says anything, because they only eat tourists. So when the new group of college kids go missing, no one thinks twice about it. Then one of them comes back.
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[WP] You've decided that you've been the villain long enough. You hang up your gadgets, retire, start a family. You even take up farming. Everything was going fine--until the "hero" showed up to stop your "evil plan."
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[WP] "And that," the priest said as he gestured to the burning city, "is why we never pass on prophecies we get about heroes. The prophecies never state who the hero is going to be a hero FOR."
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[WP] Yours is a simple power. Your ability to bring puzzles to life after completing them has gotten you ridiculed and bullied your whole life. Well, now you've found a 750 piece puzzle of an atomic bomb and are about to put the last piece in place. Who's laughing now?
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