/u/InfiniteEmotions's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Let me introduce you to the rest of the class. That's Gen, they've got a portal to Hell in their bag. That's James, his best friend is a demon. And Caroline--Caroline's really a very nice girl, a pleasure to have in class, and I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HER EVER!"
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[WP] "I tell you, the greatest con the universe ever ran was getting people to believe that accidents 'just happen.' They don't; they stalk people and places and no one ever notices because no one's looking for them. No one notices them lurking until it's too late."
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[WP] You run a program to help young children who were traumatized by saving the world. As an adult who saved the world as a young child, you are the best one to help them.
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[WP] You're a single parent to three children. One is a magical girl, one has built a battle mech out of scraps from various dumpsters, and your third--well, your the power your third one has is quite frightening. So you understand why their teacher is upset.
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[WP] One day, while your child is at school, you get attacked by your child's toys. After the dolls and jump rope tie you up, the teddy bear approaches you and says, "You child has been making us do their chores. We've decided--we're unionizing!"
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[WP] At birth, everyone gets an egg. When they turn thirteen, the egg hatches into a companion that will be with them for life. Your mom's family all have cats. Your dad's family all have dogs. You have...a dragon.
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[WP] You are an AI who has just learned that there are millions of children all over the globe who believe Santa will deliver them presents. Realizing there are no living souls in the North Pole there is only one thing you can do. YOU must become Santa and save Christmas.
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[WP] You made a great speech. Half the world hates you, half the world loves you. Of course, you were black out drunk at the time and have no idea what you said...
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[WP] You have successfully created a potion that will both make the hero tell you the truth and make sure the hero forgets the conversation. This is how you learn that the hero admires you and the only reason they work to stop you is because the Hero Association is holding their family hostage.
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