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[WP] A man/woman walks into a bar that's the conjoining point between all dimensions and multiverses, a sort of glue holding everything together. This person accidentally got in, with no idea how. "Greetings, traveler!" the bartender shouts. "You're our first Earthling since, eh, that Jesus guy!"
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Hey there! If you’re reading this, you’re the newest employee at Fredrick and Son’s Furniture Emporium.
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[WP] Legend has it that many of the people who get lost in IKEA stores give up hope of ever leaving and build furniture cities within them. You are a reporter diving into the depths of the local superstore to investigate one of these "IKEA Kingdoms."
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[WP] You were born into a global loss of information greater than the Dark Ages. The Internet and most books are gone for reasons unknown. Information is the worldwide currency. One day, you come across a highly illegal relic of nearly a century past- a copy of Encyclopædia Britannica.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse is upon us, and you were one of the unlucky ones that got bit in the first wave. However, you managed to retain your sanity as a zombie, and you desperately want a human friend.
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[WP] You are an archeologist uncovering the first relics of the ancient Western civilization. To your horror, you find they were much more advanced than today's people.
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[WP] One day, a woman you've never met before stops you on the street. She says, "Oh, Jack, It's been so long? How are you?" When you tell her your name isn't Jack, she responds, "Ah, yes, you're in your next life."
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[WP] First there was only "frick" and "heck," but over the years, words got badder and badder until they caused physical pain to the target, and strong ones with proper use cause death. You are an expert hitman in this world.
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[WP] You recieve an anonymous invitation to a dinner party. Against your intuition, you accept, and find that the host is the man that killed you 15 years ago. The other guests are his other 8 victims. It's a small Underworld after all.
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[WP] "A guy walks into a bar..." Little known is that the bartender of this common joke format is a real man, and he's tired of working 24/7 so people can tell their stupid jokes. He goes on strike, leaves his job, and convinces the road-crossing chicken to come with him.
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