/u/Internaldoot's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] “LOVE IS IN THE AIR, I REPEAT, LOVE IS IN THE AIR! SEEK THE NEAREST RESPIRATOR OR SAFE ZONE AND DO NOT GO OUTSIDE UNTIL THE ALL CLEAR IS GIVEN! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HELP ANYONE SHOWING ANY SYMPTOMS!
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[WP] You’re a dad who went to the store for cigarettes and some milk. When you arrive back home your kids are older and asking where have you been for 15 years.
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[WP] “Y-you! How did you get past all of the evil empresses death traps and mazes?!” “Evil empresses? I’m just bringing my wife some lunch. Who are you?”
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[WP] “ Yes, the rumors are true that were getting a human as a new crew member. Please don’t freak out the newbie and keep what assumption of what it is and isn’t capable of. Don’t want to overload it like we did the Android.”
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[WP] "Remember men, love may be blind, but it has supernatural hearing and hunting styles. Do not take it lightly."
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[WP] who ever pulls the sword from the stone is named king, yet no one knows how to deal with the man that pulled the stone out of the ground with the sword still in the stone.
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[WP] “ It’s not weird that I got sent back In time too feudal japan, nor that I still have my pistol with me. It’s weird that I have full bars and can still access the Internet.”
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[WP] every alien needs to go through a human abduction test to get their license. You are always the human to be the test dummy and decide to have a little fun with it.
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[WP] Humans have been accepted into the galactic order, but not for their complex sciences, technology, or wonders. They are only brought in for there “unorthodox” and strange ways of gathering information by torture.
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