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Please don't drink your urine, it can be extremely bad for your health.

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Happiness for everybody, free, and may no one be left behind

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My friend once told me over a drink (his seventh or tenth) that he murdered his wife and two kids in a past life. It was only a couple months ago, and now the asshole derides me for believing in reincarnation!

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As the fly landed on my paperback Commentarii de Bello Gallico, the wikipedia article on its 19th century author blinked and became much longer.

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I always thought forgetfulness has its benefits: you can read the best books for the first time again, you no longer remember the most embarrassing thing you did...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Please don't drink your urine, it can be extremely bad for your health.	4
Happiness for everybody, free, and may no one be left behind	4
My friend once told me over a drink (his seventh or tenth) that he murdered his wife and two kids in a past life. It was only a couple months ago, and now the asshole derides me for believing in reincarnation!	2
As the fly landed on my paperback Commentarii de Bello Gallico, the wikipedia article on its 19th century author blinked and became much longer.	2
I always thought forgetfulness has its benefits: you can read the best books for the first time again, you no longer remember the most embarrassing thing you did...	1