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[WP] The heroes finally make it to the throne room of the Dark Lord... and are then promptly informed by the cleaning staff that said Dark Lord retired years ago and moved out of the castle.

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[WP] You just got a superpower! Whatever you do, you are the perfect statistical average at it.

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[WP] Caveman Ugg presents his newest invention to the tribe, in the style of a classic telemarketing production.

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[WP] A dwarf spelunks his way into the middle of a modern mining operation.

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[WP] There are alien invaders hanging in orbit above Earth... Several fleets of different factions, in fact... This was apparently not planned to be so...

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[WP] You finally got a job with your psychology degree! Okay, maybe just an internship, but it pays! And your boss is one.... Cthulhu?

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[WP] All those awfully specific monster weaknesses like vampires and garlic, or werewolves and silver? Yeah, turns out one of them just came up with a way to get humans to use nigh-harmless weapons, and everyone else just copied them.

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[WP] "Ma'am, I really hate to be the bearer of bad news... But I'm afraid your child is... a protagonist."

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[WP] Some orchestras are just objectively bad. But it takes a special kind to be so bad that the cacophony of discordant noise summons an eldritch god. Congratulations.

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[WP] All the resistance groups sent that one member they hate on a one-way mission. All on the same mission.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The heroes finally make it to the throne room of the Dark Lord... and are then promptly informed by the cleaning staff that said Dark Lord retired years ago and moved out of the castle.	16
[WP] You just got a superpower! Whatever you do, you are the perfect statistical average at it.	16
[WP] Caveman Ugg presents his newest invention to the tribe, in the style of a classic telemarketing production.	15
[WP] A dwarf spelunks his way into the middle of a modern mining operation.	14
[WP] There are alien invaders hanging in orbit above Earth... Several fleets of different factions, in fact... This was apparently not planned to be so...	13
[WP] You finally got a job with your psychology degree! Okay, maybe just an internship, but it pays! And your boss is one.... Cthulhu?	13
[WP] All those awfully specific monster weaknesses like vampires and garlic, or werewolves and silver? Yeah, turns out one of them just came up with a way to get humans to use nigh-harmless weapons, and everyone else just copied them.	13
[WP] "Ma'am, I really hate to be the bearer of bad news... But I'm afraid your child is... a protagonist."	12
[WP] Some orchestras are just objectively bad. But it takes a special kind to be so bad that the cacophony of discordant noise summons an eldritch god. Congratulations.	12
[WP] All the resistance groups sent that one member they hate on a one-way mission. All on the same mission.	11